Ya boy was walking to the gym today and was flabbergasted by a new phenomenon. A young lady with a pancake booty was walking in front of me towards the gym. I obviously wasn’t affected by this because I live in the land of NASSATALL. What affected me was seeing her after she changed into her workout gear. Homegirl was rocking those fire TBYP (tight black yoga pants) that are extremely popular these days.
BAM! I can’t get enough of those things. They are the younger sister of the TBWWP(tight black women’s work pants). I know the lady in the above picture ain’t working with much (if any) firepower but you can see a lil piece of something sticking out that provides a glimmer of hope. No matter who’s wearing them, you gots to get your peep on. Women should have to rock these at least 80% of the time. I mean I want to see these things as often as possible (i.e. chuuuuch, restaurants, public transportation, etc). I almost fell off the treadmill the other day when I saw a waterhead (wearing TBYP), with a real onion booty, walk by.
The reason for my enjoyment is that the TBYP give chicks instant, albeit artificial, plumpness. The scallywag today probably looked like this before she changed:
That young lady was cursed.
Ladies, by wearing the TBYP, you can instantly upgrade your draft status. This type of effort and awareness will definitely bump a mid to high second round pick into the late first round. Think you’re an undrafted free agent? Forget about it. You’re going in the 5th round shorty. In my area of work, I would definitely promote a daytime moneymaker to the early evening shift after seeing this kind of dedication.
Much props to the inventor. Now ladies, don’t think this is a substitute for hard work at the local gym. I still want to see those 4×20 walking lunges and 3×20 double step-ups.
-Cleonardo DiSlappaho
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