Archive for October, 2009

Some people have too much time

Posted: October 31, 2009 by Logic in Generic Banter
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Damn Bruh

Posted: October 30, 2009 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Area Codes, Generic Banter
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This ain’t right:

Best parts of the clip were Tracy McGrady laughing, the announcers trying to back track their comments and the mascot walking him off the court. You can even hear the crowd laughing. I actually feel sorry for this lad. This chick made him look like a straight up chump in a sold out arena. She could have said yes then dump him at a later date. I guess it’s decent of her not to say yes then snatch up the ring. From what I hear, women don’t return those. I wonder how he was able to arrange that. Either he has major scrill or he’s got pull in Houston. I see a few flaws in his logic:

1. He decided to propose at an NBA game. You have to protect yourself from embarrassment homey. Women today are ruthless. He looked more like a fool than she like a scallywag. You should only do that in front of family or in private. I wouldn’t do it in front of family either. I know my family would clown my ass.

2. He decided to propose.

3. He wanted to get married.

Hold up. Ain’t you supposed to go ring shopping with a friend of your woman? That friend is a scallywag. She should have done something to halt this nonsense. Pam would’ve stopped Martin if Gina REALLY didn’t want to marry him.

At first glance, ya girl looked like a 414. Slightly below average face and figure. But when she ran off the court, I can see she was working with something. She can get a 416 from Cleo.

I hope the fallen soldier got to take down one of those cheerleaders.

-Cleo

The Last Slice

Posted: October 30, 2009 by Logic in Generic Banter, You're Better Than That
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No, the title isn’t some witty analogy or anything, I literally want to talk about the last piece of food (pizza, cake, etc)

584277277_XiDDj-500x500.pngI’m not sure when this happened, but at some point (most likely post merger) taking the last piece became frowned upon in the work place.  It always goes the same way too, without fail. I’ve done extensive studies on this:

  • First person approaches the box/plate and see’s that there is one place left. This person looks around to see if they can get away without anyone noticing. Usually they can’t and will walk away empty handed, feeling like this on the inside:

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  • Next, two people will walk up at the same time. They exchange looks, then one person reluctantly says “you take it” to which the other replies “no, you take it”. This goes on for about 20 seconds, until they both concede and walk away.
  • The slice is now cooling down, getting old, and crusty and will probably get thrown away.

That is, unless Logic is around

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Just peep the peep the twitter post, your the kid has no shame. I’m the guy who watches the box closely while everyone is eating, and if there’s only one piece left I’ll go grab it even if I still have food on my plate. Now don’t get me wrong, I will make sure everyone has had their share, I’m not heartless (although some would tell you different).  But if its between me and someone else getting extra sustenance I’m going to put myself first. Some would call this selfish, I call it having your head on a swivel.  I work under the assumption that it’s going to get thrown away so who needs it more, me or the trash? The answer is me.

I was in this situation the other day. I went to a mentoring event at an inner city school and was sitting on panel answering questions about college (get your resume game up). They served pizza during the panel and the kids attacked the boxes with the most ferocity I’ve seen since the Accident of 08′.  So when I got of the panel, there wasn’t much pizza left. I got my one slice, and watched closely to see the progress of the pizza.  Eventually, there was one left.

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This piece was rightfully mine, I only had one. I got up, walked speedily to the box, and swooped on this last piece. I parlayed the pizza and couldn’t have been happier.  I got some looks yea, but was it worth it? Without a doubt.

Everyone, stop drinking the corporate kool aid and get your grub on, eating the last slice is ok, you will not be struck down by the office gods

Logic aka I can’t feel my face, the album. Dropping summer of 06.

P Droppa Friday

Posted: October 30, 2009 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge
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OHHHHHHHHHH It’s Halloween weekend. It’s the day that gives women all over the place an excuse to dress like skeezers. Such a glorious day. Ladies please take advantage. Matter of fact, I hope I meet women that have no panties on. Might not even need my own P Droppa joint.

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Christ almighty. I would drink her bath water after she’s played two games of tennis.

Ok not every joint on Friday is going to be R&B. Sometimes we gots to drop a rap song for the weekend. I got “Hey Lover” by LL Cool J featuring Boyz II Men. Not going to lie, LL brought it on this one. Guy shows us how to swoop in on another man’s woman. The second verse let us know that LL is a straight up freak.

“You can’t stop me, from having daydreams. Tonguing you down with “huh” vanilla ice cream.”

The combination of Mr. Smith and Boyz II Men is a blueprint of how a rap/R&B collabo should sound. Oh the chick in the video could it.

Why is ol boy from Boyz II Men wearing a hockey jersey? Why was the one pants leg up ever popular?

Ok I’m going to leave yall with another Kim shot:

Kim

Man oh Man.

Be safe this weekend. Get grimy with it but remember to wrap it up fellas. Like Weezy said:

“Better wear that latex. Cuz you don’t want that late text. That ‘I think I’m late’ text.”

AND LADIES….STOP FRONTING….YOU KNOW YOU WANT US TO GET IN…. THAT’S WHY YOU ARE WEARING THAT NASTY ASS COSTUME…..LG

-Dr. Stroka

If racial harmony doesn’t have a theme song then it does now!  Duece Poppi has graced us with the next Kumbaya, Ebony and Ivory, or Jungle Fever.   DP let’s us know that yea he’s hood, he enjoys all of the thing s that gangsta ass brothas enjoy (like Anaconda Malt Liquor), and has a black card worth of street cred.  But every now and then………………

Oh yea!  He kicks it with the lighter persuasion sometimes.   Now the playas at ATI have a United Nations type gang of friends.  We got every color from every background possible.  Hell we think that Cleotus if from some kind of parallel universe or something.  But everyone must admit that different races have their own tendencies.   There are certain differences that I won’t go into detail on but sometimes those difference are to your advantage.   Hell I think Dave Chappelle and Katt Williams put it best.

Haha…they spittin hot flava in ya ear! What have we learned here?  While ig’nant as all hell…Duece Poppi’s song is not anything new that we don’t know.  If you want a different kind of experience whether it’s partying, playing hoops, video games, going out to eat, pimpin, working out, plotting robberies, ordering pizza, ironing, watching Entourage, bantering, making up a cool handshake, jerking, watching Price is Right, or just listening to Weezy F Baby.  So sometimes you gotta kick it with your white friends.

Darkne$$ aka Illy Beaman

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Posted: October 28, 2009 by Logic in Generic Banter
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