The Feminine Mystique…and its Dubious Impact on a Healthy “Understanding”

Posted: October 21, 2009 by Grits N Gravy in Generic Banter, Real World Knowledge, You're Better Than That
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Grits and Gravy again, hungry for answers and clarification in this ever ignant world. As you may have deduced from the title of this post, the following is an examination of my D-less counterparts. I’ll start by saying there are few things like the company of a nice young lady, no decadence…and in some cases we men even chose to be exclusive with one of these young ladies, depending on several important factors that contribute to your overall persona. Now…to the real focus of my confusion…a question to women that has been driving men to the stab for years…Why do you make it so difficult to to get in there when WE KNOW YOU WANT THE SAME THING!?

My man and king of ignance, logic, and reason Dave Chappelle adresses the subject quite nicely…

Now even the ladies out there cannot deny this logic..(Dave’s white person voice is priceless as always). It’s so much easier if you girls just made sense. Now, I am not dumb, in fact I am very well educated, and I believe it is very safe to assume that males and females are wired very differently. However, I firmly intend that in certain situations we desire the same fundamental thing. I think Lil Webbie said it the best when he dropped the line “you know you want it girl don’t act like you don’t want it girl I want it just as bad as you do.” Now while I am in no way, shape, or form endorsing Lil Webbie, but in this particular case he is sitting some knowledge.

Now I can already hear the ladies…”Grits…I’m not tryna look all fast.” “Grits..I ain’t no hoe.” “Grits…I don’t know if you got something and might give it to me, especially cuz I know you messed with dude’s cousin who definately got something from that time she as on vacation in Miami and messed with Clinton Portis, and half of the Dolphins D line…” Well maybe that last one was a stretch, but calm down ladies. I promise you that dudes won’t think of you as a hoe if there is a shared “understanding.” In fact, they may even respect you more. I understand the whole idea of wanting what you can’t have, and I respect it…but we know what you are all about when you tell us no… then send us a pix message like this after we both leave the bar.pix

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know this goes fellas, you’ll most likely get this pix message while you and your boys are at the late night eatery, enjoying your late night body rudenning experience.  Obviously if you have the energy and more importantly if said girl motivates you enough to go home and brush your teeth…you will do your best Fred Flinstone impression and make that bed rock.  In a lot of cases dudes are just too fed up to give into this type of scandalous, irritating behavior.  It’s a classic case of “Post Club Snipe Technique.”  Effective PCST is usually devastating to males…but what it really does is guarentee the female safety from other female ridicule.  If your girls, or other random skeezers saw you leave the club with a dude you aren’t dating…they make assumptions.  Sad, but true.  Men usually care very little about these assumptions, which is a good mindset to have because who cares what other people think…YOU ARE GOING TO BEAT STREET. (see below)beat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I could go on, but won’t because I feel that our female readers get the picture. Live your life, get you some. That being said…from all of us at ATI, we don’t love them hoes(usually).

Spitting Knowledge hotter than grama’s grits,

G&G

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Comments
  1. Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka says:

    ohhhhhhhhhhhh Grits is dropping knowledge.

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