Chris Breezy is back…..sorta

Posted: November 2, 2009 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Generic Banter, Musical Knowledge, You're Better Than That
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As most people know, Chris Brown has an album dropping in December.

He’s got the standard dance joint “I Can Transform Ya”:

And the standard love joint “Crawl”:

All well and good, but I want to know what the hell is he WEARING on his album cover:

Let’s see:

1. Under Armour shirt – fail

2. His mom’s blazer – fail

3. Shiny ass gloves – fail

4. Patent leather boots – fail

5. Raid spray – fail

6. Looney tunes characters – fail

7. BLACK LEGGINGS – EPIC FAIL

LG Chris. You need to talk to your record label. Maybe he has no pull after his recent troubles but damn this is messed up. No one approves of this.

-Cleo

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