I LOVE IG’NANT DANCES

Posted: February 11, 2010 by DARKNE$$ in Generic Banter
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I know everyone is always trying to create the next dance craze and the dances just keep getting more and more ig’nant.  Hell fellow ATI contributor Logic created a new craze this past weekend without even trying.  Be on the lookout for the Crypt Walk coming to a dance floor near you. Now your boy Darkne$$ is a lover of the ig’nant dances.  Hell I’ve done them all:  Butterfly, Tootsie Roll, Casper Slide, Cupid Shuffle, Souja Boy, Ricky Bobby, My Dougie, Jerking, and of course my personal favorite the Stanky Legg!  Hell during ATI’s annual “WE BLACKER THAN YOU” Black History Month Celebration in Pancake City aka Boston this weekend we hit just about all these dances striking fear into the onlookers.  Ya boy Darkne$$ was in the middle of the dance circle the whole time ya dig…check me out below! fatsplitdance

(loose reenactment)

But somehow Darkne$$ missed the dance movement known as Jooking.  Upon discovering Jooking I went to my Reason aka Conviction since the dance originated down round his parts.  He said with extreme conviction that  “You mad late on that pimpin’ I was jooking in high school”!  What??? Imagine my dismay upon hearing this:

I can’t believe I was not informed of a dance that requires so much ig’nance to pull off.   At first glance Jooking seems like some old shuckin and jivin that could set us folk back a couple years.  But upon further review this dance is fiyah!  This is something you break out when you are really gettin down on the flo and people start jockin you asking what was that move.  You don’t believe me then see for yourself!

DAMN! Now that is truly a dance that a ig’nant person can do.  HAHAHAHA I like how my boy in the heat jersey comes in at the end to get his.  Oh and that joint playing, “I’m so high” by Grind Mode, is fiyah!  I can’t to  work this into my ig’nant repertoire.

Darkne$$ gets down with all the dance crazes! Except those crazy ass Jamaicans!  They be doing some wrong ish in those dancehalls.  Ish that will make you tell Jesus on them.

JAMAICANS YA’LL NEED TO STOP IT YA’LL NASTY!

Darkne$$ aka Gooney Tunes

Comments
  1. Breezy F. Baby says:

    Breezy F Baby has a few comments about this post….

    1. Not sure what Logic’s crypt walk looks like, but back in the burgh we already have a lil sumthin sumthin we call the crypt walk. Learn about it.

    2. No ladies were representin in the jookin vid. Whats up with that ish???

    3. That last clip is raunchtastic. It’s like a car accident, you know you shouldn’t look, but you just can’t help yourself! Ya dig.

  2. Logic says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh that crypt walk, jiggas aint up on that yet. True or False: Ain’t no one do a dance circle like we do. True. All, be on the lookout for an ATI dance circle coming near you

    -Logic

  3. Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka says:

    yo was that the Stanky Split in the first clip?

    The bum lick at the end is egregious.

  4. […] will incorporate that dance into my ig’nant dance […]

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