Archive for May, 2010

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: May 28, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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Pretty girls make it happen. Ugly girls, why the hell is yall clapping?

I gots no time for clever quips today. Suffering from severe weekend packing passion. I’ll let Silkk the Shocker and Mystikal take into the Memorial Day Weekend.

-Strokes

So it looks like the movie industry still thinks 50 Cent can act.  I beg to differ.  Either way, Fiddy was cast as a “a football player diagnosed with cancer” for his role in Things Fall Apart.  For the role he had to go from this (NHND):

To this:

He went from 214 to 160 in 9 weeks.  He did it with a liquid diet (not the Lendale White No Patron liquid diet) and three-hour-a-day treadmill walks.  Come on son.  50 looks like he was cast as the title role in an upcoming Stephon Marbury bio pic.

Here’s another picture to haunt your while you sleep:

Damn homie, in 2003 you were the man homie.  What the cuff happened to you?

Veggie Hotdogs Anderson

#309: Redo a rap song by a gang affiliated drug dealer where you don’t bleep out the N word with your acoustic guitar.

He should watch his back because there are about 20 goons looking for him right now.

Darkne$$

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: May 21, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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I just can’t stop laughing at this fool:

How terrible

Anyway, what’s up? Today’s joint needs no clever introduction from the kid. Adina Howard makes me a man every time I watch this video:

I know I’m the man but she would have me sucking my thumb like a pre-schooler.

-Stroka

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“Power Stroke”. Wish I could have gotten a picture of the entire truck. Let’s just say dude went above and beyond

RAL 5/16/10

Posted: May 16, 2010 by Logic in Random Acts of Logicalness
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Well, I just added the WordPress app to my droid and here’s my trial post. If all goes well, the potential for me to return to ATI is high as I will be able to post while droppin’ heat. Is that weird?

-First and foremost props too Hotdogs, Darkness, and the Slow Stroka Mr Jenkins for keeping ATI alive. Lord knows I don’t have the passion (read: passion, not Passion) to be a regular contributor due to high amounts of Passion (read: Passion, not passion)

-Who the cuff deemed Bill Simmons the sports Guy? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy his stuff. But why is he the Sports guy? I have an idea, how about I just start calling myself the money guy. A 23 year old with no money calling himself the money guy. I mean that’s the same as a 40 year old CCA who played no professional sports the sports guy. Maybe if I call myself that I’ll magically have money. Yup, I’m John Locking that, my new name is the Money Guy.

-Droid doesn’t. I spent five hours on Saturday, yes on my SATURDAY, driving around Ohio trying to get a new phone because my touchscreen decided it wasn’t going to work anymore. That was fun. And by fun I mean miserable. I can name 100 things I’d rather do than drive around Ohio looking for a phone. Not to mention I probably spent the first half of those 5 hours driving semi tazed due to maximum booshkin Friday night.

-Droid also doesn’t have a good battery life. If I go out without a full battery the odds of my phone dying are greater than the odds of Hotdogs falling in love with a pasty.

-Droid doesn’t do anything better than the iPhone.

-Lebron James is not going to play for the Knicks. IF he leaves Cleveland its because he realized his supporting cast isn’t good enough to win him a championship. That was sadly extremely evident against the Celtics. So why would he leave that to go play for the god awful Knicks? That’s illogical. Only chance they have is luring Chris Bosh or Amare Stoudemire there first. To which I say why would they go play for the god awful Knicks? You see the cycle…

-Cleveland fans, keep your head up. I mean you do have a 3rd round quaterback who you now seem to have deemed the savior of your franchise. Yea, that makes sense. Speaking of 3rd round quaterbacks…

-I know this happened a while ago, but seeing as how I don’t post anymore I obviously haven’t said anything. But, ummm…someone tell me how in the world the Broncos not only passed on Dez Bryant but then TRADED back into the first round for a guy with the most intangibles since the merger. I mean this guy eats poise, craps intangibles, and takes showers in moxie. Yea, all that is nice, but I throw the football better than he does. Last time I checked throwing the ball is paramount to being a good qb. He will be bad.

-Overused phrase number 17 during draft time: “Draft Guru”. God I hate that phrase. It was nice to see Mel Kiper predict every team who needed a quaterback would pick Jimmy Clausen, then they would inevitably pick a better player. Guess he shouldn’t have been number 4 on your big board Mel. Funniest part though is that he wouldn’t admit he was wrong. I hate “can’t admit I was wrong guy”

-In light of the way this past draft I will now be applying my logic to the draft and during draft season I will get people to start calling me a draft guru and my services will be available to each franchise. For a fee of course.

-If you’re going to run a 5k, don’t drink the night before

-I found out the hard way.

– My hatred for Nikki Minaj and Double G Gudda Gudda is lowering by the day. It makes me feel dirty.

That’s that, maybe I’ll post again tomorrow or something. Then again, maybe I won’t. I make no promises.

Logic aka The Money Guy aka Draft Guru