Archive for June, 2010

Yeah, this life is something I would die for
Octobers Own, but it’s lookin’ like July 4
I just wish they’d let you try it first
This time I’m really goin off, fireworks

Drake has it right.  July 4th is coming and so is the Firefly so are the fireworks.  Parties, pool parties, and BBQ’s will be abundant this Sunday.  Mad food, mad women, great banter, bags, beirut, and great music will be a part of ATI’s 4th of July celebrations.

Speaking of music, it’s time to throw it back for two more Bun Bouncers that should be bumping on your party’s playlist this weekend.  This week I’m coming in hot with the Ghost Town DJs – “My Boo” and Wreckx-N-Effect – “Rump Shaker”

OHHHHH both videos are so og’nant.  I definitely need to take my car to get washed by those two shawties in the Ghost Town DJs video (even though I am not pushing a Range Rover).  Plus there are soooo many ethnicities represented, So So Def must have been like a United Nations of booty.  Then you have Rump Shaker…the video starts with a chick on the saxophone.  A SAXOPHONE!!! That is so ridiculous.  For ATI’s debut single (Beat Street) we are going to have women on the accordion.  That ish is gonna be Big Tymer$ fly.  On top of that Pharrell ghost wrote Teddy Riley’s verse…right out of high school.  This song came out in 1992.  I don’t know if y’all know this but that puts Skate Board P damn near 40 now.

Have a great long weekend (if you have one) and Happy Independence Day.

-Hotdogs Anderson

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Update: After viewing the video DARKNE$$ hit me up on gChat with the following:  “At the 1:10 mark there are neegs with life jackets on in the pool.  Either learn how to swim, or get out of the water.  You’re making us amphibian negros look bad.”

Let’s Go…

Posted: June 30, 2010 by Hotdogs Anderson in Generic Banter
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Really???  This little kid says it the best:

Ed Lover want’s to say something too:

(Props to Knowledge on the picture)

-Hotdogs Anderson

It’s ya boy Reason/Conviction. Sorry for the aggressive gap in time since my last post but passion (in its many forms) has  been droppin it in my draws in barbaric fashion.

Luckily the ATI goon squad has kept things going in impressive fashion, needless to say WE ALL WE GOT (WAWG). Even Logic has gotten back into the mix which in part has helped inspire my lazy arse. With that said just want to quickly share a Reasonable Thing to Live by:

Goons and Goonnettes alike, you should always try to lock in some event in the future (near or far) to help combat passion. Having things to generically look forward to is key to survival in the real world.

On the surface this would seem like common sense but in reality its harder than you would think. Work is endless and drains you of the desire to do much if anything in your spare time. If you work an 11 hour day, have 1-2 hours of travel time, and sleep 6-8 hours you are left with 3 -6 free hours of free time. You can maybe workout, shower, eat and get a vids sesh in that time.

If this is your daily grind you need to carve out time to hang with your goons. Recently me and my local goons have taken to getting casuals mid-week. Why? It breaks up the week and allows us to banter, booze and combat passion.

Have I been horrendously hung over on a Thursday? Yes, but this sesh is great each and every time. Doing such events, getting bigger things on the calendar (my goons can attest to a trip being booked 9 months in advance) and just generically hanging out will make you better.

So with Wednesday upon us (worst day of the week is nearly over) I hope all our readers can break away from hell desk, cube, office (if you ballin), etc. and grab some casuals get it in with your squad or even solo dolo (creep it up if need be).

Just refrain from getting overly tazed ….

Will be back to discuss people who get omnitazed and act sleep in random places in a later post.

Ya Boy,
Reason aka Roman Pierce

“1 2 3 way, 4 4 makes 8, 9 times outta 10 its 11 or a 12 gauge Friday the 13th thats the day that hell raise But yall boys 2 week, like 14 days!”

Weezy dropped some serious knowledge in that line just like I am bout to with the second installment of MARRY, TAP, KILL.  After very positive feedback from the ATIliens on the new MTK post I am excited to make it a weekly presence on ATI.  Last week we had Destiny’s Child where I married Kelly, tapped Beyonce, and killed that other one.  Ha.

This week we have….CHARLIE’S ANGELS.

Not the original broads that we highkicking random minorities in the 70s.  I’m talking about the ones that everyone knows from the movies.  Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Lui.  I’ve had a couple of Darkie’s Angels in my day but I’ve never had to make the decision to marry, tap, or kill one of them but today is the the day.

Lucy Liu


MARRY

Good lord in heaven what a creation.   I would marry Lucy Liu so hard! Whatever that means.  Lucy is definitely wifey material.  She’s over 40 so she’s a cougar.  She had her days of being wild but she’s ready to just take care of Darkne$$ now.  But those years of being an uncaged jungle cat also gave her the experience to hit ya boy with the secrets of the Kama Sutra.  YEAAAAAAAA BOYYYYYY! While she can def be the Chris Brown of the relationship due to her extensive martial arts skills…I’ll let her beat me like Sophia whooped on Harpo in the Color Purple.  I’ll kindly beat those cakes in return. And you know she know her way around a wok.  Lucy Liu…me love you long time!

Drew Barrymore

TAP

Damn Drew has varied from a 303 to a 616.  Talk about a tale of two cities.  But I’m hoping to catch her on good day when I go Duncan Hines on her and beat them cakes.   Now there are enough sexy shots of Drew to make me want to hit it from the window to the wall as seen here.   Now Drew has been on crack and back since her days of becoming famous in E.T.  But she is hippie flower child at heart and probably shags with the best of them.   She would also probably be into some freaky deaky stuff and invite a friend or two (of the female persuasion of course) to join in on the action.  Maybe it’ll be Lucy and Cameron so this would turn into a TAP TAP TAP fest.  One man can only hope.  In the movie 50 First Dates Drew couldn’t remember anything after she went to sleep for the night…but she’ll remember this because she won’t be sleeping! Ya Dig!

Cameron Diaz

KILL

No doubt Cameron Diaz has been bringing the heat since she starred in The Mask.   But my god this woman has been passed around more than a Wii Controller.   Let’s check out her laundry list of boyfriends:

Justing Timberlake 2003-2006

Djimon Hounsou 2007

Kelly Slater 2007

Jude Law 2007

Bradley Cooper 2007

John Mayor 2007

Gerald Butler 2008

Paul Sculfor 2008

Alex Rodriguez 2009

DAYUMMMMMMMMMMMMM.  She had a serious 2007.   I can’t in my right mind put Lil Darkne$$ in danger by tapping this.  Also you can’t turn an ho into a housewife so that’s out of the question.   I would be doing everyone a favor by killing her because that would decrease the world’s diseases by 30%.  I mean come on Cameron…you gotta be looking like Princess Fiona down there.   She’s still hot though which is always tempting.  Which is why I have to kill her before I tap her.  See ya Cameron.

Darkne$$ aka Bruce Illest

What is going on this week?? Darkne$$ clearly pointed out how crippling Monday passion was…and with Tuesday’s weekly onslaught upon us, we gotta stay protected. Unfortunately after sitting behind this desk all morning my Kung Fu while trying to fend off passion looks a little something like this…

We gotta do better, good luck this afternoon people.

-Grits

You must battle or Passion will consume you early in the week.

funny photos 13 Some stupid fun for a Monday (25 Photos)

Darkne$$ wants to help the fight by providing a tool against Passion…hilarious nonsense.    Check out this video of this Grandpa shutting it down.

I will incorporate that dance into my ig’nant dance repertoire.

(said whispering) But watch out because just when you think you are in the clear Passion finds a way to snipe you down.  BEWARE

oneshot Its Friday, you aint got no job...so watch some GIFS

Darkne$$

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: June 25, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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I see ya left cheek beefing with ya right cheek. Drop that azz, girl!

Yall need to holla at “Drop That Azz” by Juvenile. The lyrics are very great.

I’m coming at yall late as hell. I just woke up from a 4 hour nap. Don’t fret, I got one of many jams featuring Mr. Pissin on You himself, R. Kelly. Robert and Changing Faces are taking you into the weekend with “Stroke You Up”. I don’t think this group had another hit but this is that get that ass music. This makes you want to just turn out that special someone between them sheets. You get that jackhammer going and watch yo girl plead for mercy!

So I want yall classy people to cop some wine or you hood peeps to chug some crown and get sweaty.

Damn these chicks are wearing damn near nothing.

-Stroka aka the Love Sponge