I need to find a techno girl. They are always coming in really nice with their tantalizing vocals and provocative lyrics. I mean these angelic sweethearts are trying to get you into their hearts, minds, and souls with every verse. Now some of these girls aren’t the BEST looking out there, but I mean damn…they are going to inspire
an erection some type of physical and visceral response. These Europeans club tempresses will transcend you to a higher and better place. The club in general is just one of those magical atmospheres where it is fully acceptable to act fictionally…One of the main reasons most of us at ATI are fans of them. Now there are various types of club music…you’ve got your techno, trance, electro, house, hip hop and whatnot…but I feel like there is something for everyone to get down to amidst the strobe lights, illegal drug usage, half necked women, and magnum bottles. I’ve got some club music bangers to help get you through the always passionate Tuesday.
I’ll kick it off with a classic joint from DJ Tiesto, Imagination.
I don’t know who the chick on this track is, but wow. Where does she want me to run away to? The dance floor? VIP? A magical sex paradise in her dreams? A back alley somewhere? Wherever…I’ll be there real quick. This is one of those jams you could throw on before you fall asleep and get drifted away into some inception style dreams…only with a hotter, european version of Ellen Page.
This next one is solid evidence that electro beats make any female vocalist sexier. My humble opinion is that this song should have been released as the techno version and the video should be a looped version of this image.
Next 2 jams are a couple that I have been bumpin today courtesy of FreshonCampus. This first one features, you guessed it, another european electro queen by the name of Ellie Goulding. Now Ellie is not much too look at, unless you like chicks with albino hair who are allergic to sunlight…but her voice is pretty serious. This dude Tinie Tempah goes kinda hard as well. His slightly decadent british flow brought about a slight guffaw, but the beat will definitely get your butt cheeks poppin’ in the hell cube.
Last one I got for everyone is courtesy of Akon. This dude is still bringin’ the heat. “Locked Up” was a serious jam back in the day (Shout out to the 2005 Ivy League Champs)…and now Akon is bringin’ in serious money putting his nasal heavy vocals on club tracks with, yes, more club girl singers. This girl calls herself Matisse. Her real name is Brittney Smith, and she hails from Connecticut. Interested to see if she is heading up a new bread of American techno girls. The song is called “Better than her.” If you are a man who is sitched up, you always are intrigued by this statement… but then Passion calls you back to your old lady.
Fightin’ the good fight,