Archive for October, 2010

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: October 29, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOFOS

It’s the best time of the year for a straight man. Oh what do I mean?

YES:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS:

God I love Halloween

Ladies, if you look like the above women, feel free to dress like a sloooooot. If you look like a beast, stay home and drink a coffee.

Anyway, there ain’t that many ass droppa songs for this holiday so DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince are taking us into the weekend with “Nightmare on My Street”.  I forgot how tight the beat was. Too bad will smith is corny as hell.

-Cleo

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HBO’s hit comedy Eastbound and Down introduced us to the character Kenny Powers (played by Danny McBride)

If you’re not watching Eastbound and Down, you need to, ASAP.  Here’s a lil’ sample of Kenny’s best (language NSFW):

So Kenny is actually in the MLB and he is the closer for the San Francisco Giants.

Ok, I lied that’s actually not Kenny Powers.  It actually is the Giants closer, Brian Wilson.  He basically is Kenny Powers in real life (sans the cussing, plus the actual good pitching ).  Check out this interview on Rome is Burning:

This dude is absolutely hilarious.  How about some classic quotes:

Rome: “Last time I talked to you, and you’re on record, you’re a ceritified ninja.”  Wilson: “Correct Statement”  Rome “How long did that take, to become a certified ninja?”  Wilson: “I believe we discussed, it happened in a dream…it takes a life time, but only, I think, 12 minutes to complete the courses.”

Rome: “…the orange spikes, you get fined a thousand bucks, for orange spikes.  What was the fine for?  Wilson: “Having too much awesome on my feet.  Clearly that’s the reason.”

He also brought out the Zach Morris cell phone. Where in the hell did he find one of those.  That was great.  I could listen/watch interviews with him all the time (NoAubreyGraham).  On top of that, the dude is unhittable.  He had 48 saves and a 1.81 ERA during the season.  Oh yeah and his Giants are up 2-0 in the World Series.

-Hotdogs Anderson

I got some down time here and decided to brush up on my geometry skills.  It’s simply amazing what people created in the absence of technology and basic utilities.  Pythagoras was like “yo a-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared.

Aint nobody gonna ever change that. Watch me prove it with some “theorems”.

  • The reciprocal of an open hand slap is a back hand slap
  • If one chick is congruent to another chick then they both are crazy                                
  • Getting caught by your sitch in a inexplicable predicament will now be referred to as a “trapezoid.” For example: Sitch: “Cleo, did you just text a girl named Raquel?” Cleo: “Naw”  Sitch: “Yes you did, I just saw it!”  TRAPEZOID                                                               

-Cleotus Jenkins

-Hotdogs Anderson

In case y’all missed it, SNL went Stoopid McNoogle hard on Brett Favre on Saturday night: Vodpod videos no longer available.

Ha.  That is great.  Best line was definitely “Look, I put my pants on just like anyone else, one leg at a time…then I pull my penis out.”  GUFFAW.

I wonder what Brett was thinking about this sketch?

 

Why did I have to send those?

-Hotdogs Anderson

 

 

So its Monday, and I wanted to let everyone know I had a great weekend.

NOT

Lets Get a quick recap:

  • Friday: Living in NYC area/”Manford, CT”  for the past 3 years, I have become a pretty big Yankees fan.  Well their season ended by the hands/bats/pitching arms of the Rangers on Friday
  • Saturday: For the 3rd straight week, the #1 team in the Nation fell away from home (this time the Sooners), ND got crushed, but the worst thing for me is that, as a huge fan of MMA, Brock Lesnar got absolutely manhandled by a smaller man, Cain Velasquez, for the UFC Heavyweight title Saturday Night
  • Sunday: The Chicago Bears lose again, with Cutler throwing four INTs to only Deangelo Hall.    It made me feel like Cutler did against the Giants:

So after all of that this weekend, guess what day it is today???

Yep, Passion is going to chokehold the ish out of me today.  And it won’t get any better because, as we all know, Tuesday Passion is even worse than Monday Passion:

OHHH, this would be really bad

Just. Have. To. Survive.

-Hotdogs Anderson

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: October 22, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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The kid is back! My apologies for the absence last week. Ya boy was in sunny southern California. Everyone should move there. It’s that new new. Now I’m back in Pancake City freezing my ass off. For those of you experiencing the same kind of frost bite, I got “My Body” by LSG (Gerald Levert, Keith Sweat and Jonny Gill). It’s a shame this group didn’t put out more hits. This is that fire R&B.

-Cleez