Archive for December, 2010

Where the Teen Spirit At?

Posted: December 29, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Generic Banter
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Hilarious pic courtesy of mediatakeout. This broad should know better. I always got brad pitts and I try not to get put on blast like this:

 

WOW. She has to go spend some time under the hand drier. DIZAMN.

It’s Christmas Time Ya Dig

Posted: December 25, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Generic Banter
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That’s right. It’s that time again. The most scrill passionate holiday. Let’s get it straight….It ain’t about a fat guy slanging presents. You supposed to be celebrating my boy JC. So all the Jews, Buddhists, Confucists and whoever else – we love yall – but fall back. This is our day.

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: December 24, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

What’s shaking? I’m back again after a two week hiatus. I’m down here cooling in the dirty south. Don’t worry about where. I ain’t checking in to any place on my phone. Its X-mas eve and everyone is getting in that holiday mood. Well I’m that grinch. Well anyway, I got a new joint for the ATI world. I know usually its an old school joint but I got to give a shot out to a fellow southerner. Lloyd is going in on “Lay It Down”. He finally getting his grown man on and cut off them braids. Oh and towards the end of the song you’ll hear what I detect is a thug yodel.

-Cleez

Weezy might wanna put his shades back on

Yezzir.  Weezy F. Baby is back.  1st Single off of Tha Carter IV is out TODAY.  Here you go:

I can’t even being to tell you how FIRE this is.

Talkin’ to myself because I am my own consultant
Married to the money, cuff the world, that’s adultery
You full of ish, you close your mouth and let yo a$$ talk
Young Money eating, all you haters do is add salt
I can pick so many different parts of that song to put up on here.  Oh and even though Tammy Torres is very honest
She got a big taste it by being called out on Weezy’s 1st single post jail time.
Okay, I lost my mind, it’s somewhere out there stranded
I think you stand under me if you don’t understand me
Had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy
But hoes gon’ be hoes, so I couldn’t blame Tammy
-Hotdogs Anderson

Who actually certified this a "Street Banger???"

I dunno if ya’ll heard this garbage a$$ song yet but here it is:

That ish is Waka Flocka Whack.  But what’s worse is people uploading videos of themselves to Youtube singing the song.  For example:

No, No, No, NOOO!!! What in the name of decadence was that???  There is a pile of powder waiting for someone to slap the ish out of that “dude.”

This dude sums up how I am feeling about these retarded a$$ jiggas recording themselves to this song:

-Hotdogs Anderson

Fire Hot New Album

Posted: December 10, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Generic Banter, Musical Knowledge
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MAKE SURE YALL COP SOULJA BOI I FORGOT TO TELL EM’S NEW ALBUM!!!! IT’S GOT SOME TIGHT JOINTS!!!!

SIKE!

Shit is wack

(Soulja Boy Has 2.5 Million Twitter Followers And Only 13,000 Went Out An Bought His Album)

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: December 10, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fresh off my bid. Trick it’s Cleotus!

I’m back after a fortnight vacation. I need to take a vacation from Pancake City. It’s colder than a polar bear’s toenails. Anyway, tonight Guy is taking us into the weekend with “Do Me Right”. This yet another jam from the New Jack Swing era. The only thing not bout it is the wardrobe. So terrible.