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Weezy might wanna put his shades back on

Yezzir.  Weezy F. Baby is back.  1st Single off of Tha Carter IV is out TODAY.  Here you go:

I can’t even being to tell you how FIRE this is.

Talkin’ to myself because I am my own consultant
Married to the money, cuff the world, that’s adultery
You full of ish, you close your mouth and let yo a$$ talk
Young Money eating, all you haters do is add salt
I can pick so many different parts of that song to put up on here.  Oh and even though Tammy Torres is very honest
She got a big taste it by being called out on Weezy’s 1st single post jail time.
Okay, I lost my mind, it’s somewhere out there stranded
I think you stand under me if you don’t understand me
Had my heart broken by this woman named Tammy
But hoes gon’ be hoes, so I couldn’t blame Tammy
-Hotdogs Anderson

In the words of Logic, “I was finna” drop a new music post today… until I saw this:

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!

That was just pure trash.  Let’s get a quick review:

  • Big a$$ heffa? – Check
  • Horrible rap name? – Check
  • Egregious stunna shades? – Check
  • Unnecessary grill? – Check
  • Ridiculous chest tatt? – Check
  • Too many Ed Hardy summer dresses? – Check
  • Random Black cosigner? – Check
  • Weird hair do involving ROYGBIV colored streaks? – Check
  • Ol’ girl’s kids making a cameo in the song? – Check
  • L.A. Gear light-up heels? – Check
  • TURRIBLE, TURRIBLE, TURRIBLE lyrics? – Double Check

This is just straight up whack.  There’s nothing else you can say about it.  Hi Dolla Honey needs to go back to her day job as that ghetto a$$ secretary at Mo Money Taxes:

-Hotdogs Anderson

P.S. Make sure you play close attention to when she has her grill out.  HER TEETH ARE SO BUSTED!!!  She needs to keep that grill in at all times.

Summer vacations and trips…sooooooo necessary.  Passion beats the hell out of you during the year.

The only way you can try to get away from Passion is by actually getting away.  You can never really get away though, Passion knows no bounds.  It will follow you to the airport, delay your flight, sit you next to a fat person or some kids, or even cancel your flight.  If you’re taking a road trip, Passion will follow you in its own car

The Passionmobile

Passion will then make your passengers need to stop and piss, cause traffic, road closures, and detours, and last but not least cause your car to brake down.  Damn you Passion.  Since it’s a never ending battle against Passion, I’m gonna hook you up with two summer throwbacks to help the fight by adding them to your travel playlist.

T.W.D.Y. ft. Too $hort – Player’s Holiday

Trick Daddy – Take It To Da House

Damn, I forgot how ig’nant Trick Daddy was.  Slip-n-Slide basketball team???  Let’s Go…  And who names their record label Slip-n-Slide?  That is a toy.  This just in:  ATI has hired Trick Daddy to run its new start up label Skip It Records.

-Hotdogs Anderson

Ohhhhh it’s Summer time, so you know what that means:

  • Beach parties
  • Pool parties

  • Rooftop bars

And with all these of these options for tazery during the summer, you have to remember 1 key rule:  Pre-game prior to going out.  You are not going to be at full strength to holler at chikadees if you are not adequately tazed.  So whether your pre-gaming involves generic goonery, casual ruit, casually aggressive ruit, aggressive ruit, Capitain’s Challenge, a$$hole, Kings, or other forms of drinking, you have to have a great soundtrack to goon to.  So without further ado here are your Summer Throwback Bun Bouncers:

LL Cool J ft. Total – Lounging

Ahmed – Back in

-Hotdogs Anderson

Gotta love the summer

Don’t have much time to banter about this week’s Summer Throwback Bun Bouncer.  Passion is a bastard and I want to get out of work at an appropriate time.  So here are the tracks for this week:

Nore – Superthug (shout out to Booze for this one)

Naughty by Nature – Hip Hop Hooray

Why did Naughty by Nature always have a wood bat?  Don’t they know that those break.  Gotta stay with one of these: And Nore’s video is just plain ridiculous.  WHY ARE YOU IN THE DESERT IF YOU ARE A SUPERTHUG?  What thugs do you know in the desert?  Bin Laden?  That’s about it.  And that What What What What chorus is also absurd (but catchy I might add).

-Hotdogs Anderson

So I’ve been hitting y’all with some old school joints for the summer, but don’t think I forgot about that new music.  I’ll hit you with the old school post tomorrow but today we are sticking to that New New. DARKNE$$ and I were talking about what CDs we can’t wait for to drop.  And who was first on our list, none other than Officer Ricky:

Please keep your glasses on Richard

We got to talking about Ricky Rozay because of how nice that Albert Anastasia mixtape was.  Then we heard this joint:

Rick Ross ft. Kanye West – Live Fast, Die Young

Fiyahhhh.  Then I heard this today:

Rick Ross ft. Drake and Chrisette Michelle – Aston Martin Music

(I’m sorry for the bad quality, but as the release date gets closer I’ll put up some better ve rsions)

Last but not least, I gotta drop this bit of Ig’nance:

Juvenile – Drop That Azz

Whenever you shake it you make a playa’ smile

But if I wonder if you can drop it hot potato style

Juve is absurd.

-Hotdogs Anderson

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Update: I’m gonna drop some of that Dipset piff for Logic.

Dipset (Jim Jones, Cam’ron, and Juelz Santana) – Salute

This song is turbs.  The best part is Jim Jones talking about getting tazed at the club in the beginning.  Dipset you are ATI Disapproved:

Every moment frontin’ and maxin’
Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’
Leanin’ to the side but you can’t speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you

Yeahhhhhh buddy.  Monday was the first day of summer, so you know everybody is trying to get their summer game right.  Shawties in NYC and Pancake City are breaking out their best short shorts:

Then you got those summer dresses with the open-toed joints and the girls hitting the beaches in those fiyah bikinis:

With the girls bringing the heat, the fellas gotta step it up too.  We gotta keep the shoe game and outfit game fresh to death.

Plus the summer brings out the best drinking season of the year.  Outdoor and rooftop bars are all in session.  The summer brews are all out calling out our names

"Hotdogs, where you at? Come drink me?"

Because I love the summer so much I’m about to drop two summer throwback joints in y’all drawls every week.  The regular Bun Bouncer will still get posted but I just want to share some classic ish with you readers.  So how do I start Part 1 out this week?  Well with 2 of the most classic summer joints, Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince and Bling Bling by B.G. and the rest of the Cash Money Millionaires:

Classic video and song from Will Smith (and his box fade).  Driving around Philly sittin at some breakfast table on a bus or something…that makes sense.  And so much classic ig’nance from Cash Money.  I don’t even know where to start about that video…maybe Weezy’s Startac cell phone?  Or Mannie’s helicopter entrance?  I wish Cash Money would have stayed together though.  They have classics on top of classics for these throwback joints.  Is it me or has Baby regressed as a rapper?  At least back then you kind of knew what the hell he’s talking about.

-Hotdogs Anderson