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P-Droppa Friday

Posted: June 10, 2011 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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WE HEARD THE MASSES! CLEO IS BACK.

One of my co-workers and boys said we were severely slacking with our efforts. I completely agree. The man has us by the balls – too much work or blocking sites on the network. I know we gots to do better.

Well its summer time and wedding season. All the broads are dressing less and ready to get it dropped in their drawls. I’m here to assist. Today I got “shawty got her eyes on me” by Donnell Jones. I did not know there was a video to this joint. This is some SMOOTH sh&t right here. Make ya wanna get grimey at the club.

 

 

“Ok, I’m goin’ iiiiiin. excuse my charisma, vodka with a spritza, swagga down pat, call that ish patricia!”

It’s Friday and ATI has yet again gone onto life support as Passion has been making every effort to next day air our respective drawls down to Hades. My new years resolution is to try and bring the heat to ATI (no village people) and keep Passion at a reasonable level. In honor of Friday, I gotta take this opportunity to congratulate everyone for making it through the first 5 day work week in a long damn time. Nobody works Friday afternoons, so if you get a chance to hit this dance with a special somebody at any time today…make sure that special somebody has some cheeks.

Perfect example of men really enjoying the female caboose. They want to initiate contact with every part of their body. Can’t be mad at ’em…but shame on you for filming it and letting Grits capture your superior display of ig’nance. Shout out to Stosh for the look.

Happy Friday.

Grits

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: December 24, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

What’s shaking? I’m back again after a two week hiatus. I’m down here cooling in the dirty south. Don’t worry about where. I ain’t checking in to any place on my phone. Its X-mas eve and everyone is getting in that holiday mood. Well I’m that grinch. Well anyway, I got a new joint for the ATI world. I know usually its an old school joint but I got to give a shot out to a fellow southerner. Lloyd is going in on “Lay It Down”. He finally getting his grown man on and cut off them braids. Oh and towards the end of the song you’ll hear what I detect is a thug yodel.

-Cleez

P-Droppa Friday

Posted: November 5, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Musical Knowledge, P-Droppa Friday
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Getting skraight to the point on this friday. The weather here is terrible and the asses remain flat.

This what I’m telling all the skeezers these days (courtesy of Three Six Mafia)

The following quote from the Reverend Jesse Jackson regarding Cavs owner Dan Gilbert’s open letter about Lebron’s departure from Cleveland leads me to believe that he wakes up each morning and washes his bacon and eggs down with a tall glass of ice cold ig’nance.

“His[Dan Gilbert’s] feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality… (Gilbert) sees LeBron as a runaway slave.”…Yea Alex, I’ll take absurd comparisons for 5 thousand please.  Wasn’t this the same dude who said he wanted to cut Obama’s nuts off??  LG Rev…can’t be letting these things happen on a regular basis.  Your credibility is about as high as my drawls right now due to Monday morning Passion.  Cut his nuts off? Damn..

You sir, deserve a powder slap from the black hand side.

-Grits

It’s ya boy Reason/Conviction. Sorry for the aggressive gap in time since my last post but passion (in its many forms) has  been droppin it in my draws in barbaric fashion.

Luckily the ATI goon squad has kept things going in impressive fashion, needless to say WE ALL WE GOT (WAWG). Even Logic has gotten back into the mix which in part has helped inspire my lazy arse. With that said just want to quickly share a Reasonable Thing to Live by:

Goons and Goonnettes alike, you should always try to lock in some event in the future (near or far) to help combat passion. Having things to generically look forward to is key to survival in the real world.

On the surface this would seem like common sense but in reality its harder than you would think. Work is endless and drains you of the desire to do much if anything in your spare time. If you work an 11 hour day, have 1-2 hours of travel time, and sleep 6-8 hours you are left with 3 -6 free hours of free time. You can maybe workout, shower, eat and get a vids sesh in that time.

If this is your daily grind you need to carve out time to hang with your goons. Recently me and my local goons have taken to getting casuals mid-week. Why? It breaks up the week and allows us to banter, booze and combat passion.

Have I been horrendously hung over on a Thursday? Yes, but this sesh is great each and every time. Doing such events, getting bigger things on the calendar (my goons can attest to a trip being booked 9 months in advance) and just generically hanging out will make you better.

So with Wednesday upon us (worst day of the week is nearly over) I hope all our readers can break away from hell desk, cube, office (if you ballin), etc. and grab some casuals get it in with your squad or even solo dolo (creep it up if need be).

Just refrain from getting overly tazed ….

Will be back to discuss people who get omnitazed and act sleep in random places in a later post.

Ya Boy,
Reason aka Roman Pierce

Every moment frontin’ and maxin’
Chillin’ in the car they spent all day waxin’
Leanin’ to the side but you can’t speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you

Yeahhhhhh buddy.  Monday was the first day of summer, so you know everybody is trying to get their summer game right.  Shawties in NYC and Pancake City are breaking out their best short shorts:

Then you got those summer dresses with the open-toed joints and the girls hitting the beaches in those fiyah bikinis:

With the girls bringing the heat, the fellas gotta step it up too.  We gotta keep the shoe game and outfit game fresh to death.

Plus the summer brings out the best drinking season of the year.  Outdoor and rooftop bars are all in session.  The summer brews are all out calling out our names

"Hotdogs, where you at? Come drink me?"

Because I love the summer so much I’m about to drop two summer throwback joints in y’all drawls every week.  The regular Bun Bouncer will still get posted but I just want to share some classic ish with you readers.  So how do I start Part 1 out this week?  Well with 2 of the most classic summer joints, Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince and Bling Bling by B.G. and the rest of the Cash Money Millionaires:

Classic video and song from Will Smith (and his box fade).  Driving around Philly sittin at some breakfast table on a bus or something…that makes sense.  And so much classic ig’nance from Cash Money.  I don’t even know where to start about that video…maybe Weezy’s Startac cell phone?  Or Mannie’s helicopter entrance?  I wish Cash Money would have stayed together though.  They have classics on top of classics for these throwback joints.  Is it me or has Baby regressed as a rapper?  At least back then you kind of knew what the hell he’s talking about.

-Hotdogs Anderson