Posts Tagged ‘lebron’

Passion truly knows NO bounds. If it isn’t this, it’s that. If it isn’t that, it’s this. Just a little bit of relief, that’s all I’m asking for passion, that’s all. With that, here’s some Logic for ya drawls.  Below are some thoughts on NBA Free Agency

  • Dear Cleveland Economy, you’re F’d. Sincerely, Lebron James. Let’s break down the NBA Free Agency so far and you tell me if my Logic is on point or not. Though as always, if you don’t think it’s on point its simply because your ilLogical.
  • First things first, Joe Johnson gets ABSURDLY overpaid by the Hawks. Honestly, who are the people who make decisions like this? Let me make stupid ass decisions and I’ll do it for less than half of what you’re paying these guys now. This was the first domino because it narrows the options for the Knicks, Nets, Bulls, etc. Then Rudy Gay stays with the Grizzlies, again narrowing down options. Then the first big domino falls:
  • Amare Stoudemire signs with the Knicks. Is he a max guy? Not if you ask me. But the Knicks had to do something, because they currently have nothing. We’ll come back to this, I think it may prove to be important.
  • D Wade and Lebron both drop hints that they want to stay where they are, but want their teams to show improvement. Both teams try getting better, but both having trouble. Toronto says they would do a sign and trade with Cleveland, Bosh says F Cleveland. Wade beats Lebron in the race for Chris Bosh, Bosh is reportedly heading to Miami with Wade.
  • 15 minutes after Bosh says he’s going to Miami, Lebron says he’s holding a press conference Thursday night to announce his decision. All proceeds from advertisements of the hour long show going to the Boys and Girls Club, props to LBJ for that.
  • Now I clearly left some things out from the free agency period, but included the important parts for my argument that Lebron will be a New York Knick. If you asked me this question exactly 24 hours ago, I would have laughed at the Knicks as an option.
  • Reasoning: He was trying to get Bosh to Cleveland and it wasn’t until AFTER Bosh decided he wasn’t coming to Cleveland. Why wait to say your staying in Cleveland until after Bosh denies you and CTown? Lebron strikes me as pretty Logical, or at least the people around him are. So logically you have Plan A) Bosh comes to CTown and plan B) ?. Plan B to me, HAS to be leave Cleveland, because as I said you don’t wait to say your staying.  So go to play for a first time coach with Derrick Rose? Or go play under Mike D’antoni and with Amare Stoudemire? Yup, I gotta say New York is looking pretty good.
  • If i was to handicap, I’d say 55% NY, 25% CTown, 20% Chitown. Why am I following this so much? This directly affects my life. If LBJ leaves, a black hole will form around the Quicken Loans Arena and Cleveland will collapse into itself.
  • Interesting side note, I know nothing and could be 100% wrong. I HOPE he stays in CTown, but right now it’s just not looking all that promising.
  • My one bit of non NBA related RAL, Cristiano Ronaldo used a surrogate mom. Pause. Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo used a surrogate mom. Or did he just knock a chick up, pay her millions of dollars to stay quiet and to get sole custody? I think part two sounds a little more accurate…
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RAL 5/16/10

Posted: May 16, 2010 by Logic in Random Acts of Logicalness
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Well, I just added the WordPress app to my droid and here’s my trial post. If all goes well, the potential for me to return to ATI is high as I will be able to post while droppin’ heat. Is that weird?

-First and foremost props too Hotdogs, Darkness, and the Slow Stroka Mr Jenkins for keeping ATI alive. Lord knows I don’t have the passion (read: passion, not Passion) to be a regular contributor due to high amounts of Passion (read: Passion, not passion)

-Who the cuff deemed Bill Simmons the sports Guy? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy his stuff. But why is he the Sports guy? I have an idea, how about I just start calling myself the money guy. A 23 year old with no money calling himself the money guy. I mean that’s the same as a 40 year old CCA who played no professional sports the sports guy. Maybe if I call myself that I’ll magically have money. Yup, I’m John Locking that, my new name is the Money Guy.

-Droid doesn’t. I spent five hours on Saturday, yes on my SATURDAY, driving around Ohio trying to get a new phone because my touchscreen decided it wasn’t going to work anymore. That was fun. And by fun I mean miserable. I can name 100 things I’d rather do than drive around Ohio looking for a phone. Not to mention I probably spent the first half of those 5 hours driving semi tazed due to maximum booshkin Friday night.

-Droid also doesn’t have a good battery life. If I go out without a full battery the odds of my phone dying are greater than the odds of Hotdogs falling in love with a pasty.

-Droid doesn’t do anything better than the iPhone.

-Lebron James is not going to play for the Knicks. IF he leaves Cleveland its because he realized his supporting cast isn’t good enough to win him a championship. That was sadly extremely evident against the Celtics. So why would he leave that to go play for the god awful Knicks? That’s illogical. Only chance they have is luring Chris Bosh or Amare Stoudemire there first. To which I say why would they go play for the god awful Knicks? You see the cycle…

-Cleveland fans, keep your head up. I mean you do have a 3rd round quaterback who you now seem to have deemed the savior of your franchise. Yea, that makes sense. Speaking of 3rd round quaterbacks…

-I know this happened a while ago, but seeing as how I don’t post anymore I obviously haven’t said anything. But, ummm…someone tell me how in the world the Broncos not only passed on Dez Bryant but then TRADED back into the first round for a guy with the most intangibles since the merger. I mean this guy eats poise, craps intangibles, and takes showers in moxie. Yea, all that is nice, but I throw the football better than he does. Last time I checked throwing the ball is paramount to being a good qb. He will be bad.

-Overused phrase number 17 during draft time: “Draft Guru”. God I hate that phrase. It was nice to see Mel Kiper predict every team who needed a quaterback would pick Jimmy Clausen, then they would inevitably pick a better player. Guess he shouldn’t have been number 4 on your big board Mel. Funniest part though is that he wouldn’t admit he was wrong. I hate “can’t admit I was wrong guy”

-In light of the way this past draft I will now be applying my logic to the draft and during draft season I will get people to start calling me a draft guru and my services will be available to each franchise. For a fee of course.

-If you’re going to run a 5k, don’t drink the night before

-I found out the hard way.

– My hatred for Nikki Minaj and Double G Gudda Gudda is lowering by the day. It makes me feel dirty.

That’s that, maybe I’ll post again tomorrow or something. Then again, maybe I won’t. I make no promises.

Logic aka The Money Guy aka Draft Guru