Posts Tagged ‘powder slap’

…for this:

This is the Anti-Bun Bouncer.  This dude needs good ole’ fashioned powder slap.

Actually probably not.  This dude is troubled.

-Hotdogs Anderson

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Who actually certified this a "Street Banger???"

I dunno if ya’ll heard this garbage a$$ song yet but here it is:

That ish is Waka Flocka Whack.  But what’s worse is people uploading videos of themselves to Youtube singing the song.  For example:

No, No, No, NOOO!!! What in the name of decadence was that???  There is a pile of powder waiting for someone to slap the ish out of that “dude.”

This dude sums up how I am feeling about these retarded a$$ jiggas recording themselves to this song:

-Hotdogs Anderson

I got some down time here and decided to brush up on my geometry skills.  It’s simply amazing what people created in the absence of technology and basic utilities.  Pythagoras was like “yo a-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared.

Aint nobody gonna ever change that. Watch me prove it with some “theorems”.

  • The reciprocal of an open hand slap is a back hand slap
  • If one chick is congruent to another chick then they both are crazy                                
  • Getting caught by your sitch in a inexplicable predicament will now be referred to as a “trapezoid.” For example: Sitch: “Cleo, did you just text a girl named Raquel?” Cleo: “Naw”  Sitch: “Yes you did, I just saw it!”  TRAPEZOID                                                               

-Cleotus Jenkins

Ohhh this uggin Deion Sanders doesn’t take ish from anyone!!!

So Steve Mariucci decides to vote “Prime Time” #34 on the list of the Top 100 NFL players of all time.  Deion did not agree with that number.  And I wouldn’t either if i were him; just take a look at his stats:

  • 52 INTs for 1,331 yards (a 25.1 yards per return average)
  • 155 kickoffs returned for 3,523 yards
  • 212 punt returns for 2,199 yards
  • 7,838 all-purpose yards
  • 22 touchdowns: 9 INT returns, 6 punt returns, 3 kickoff returns, 3 receiving, and 1 fumble recovery
  • 8 Pro Bowls

That’s absurd.  So what did “Neon Deion” have to say about being voted #34?

YESSSSS SIRRRRR!!! That ladies and gentlemen was an actual powder slap on live TV.  That was the end of the show too.  That meant he had that baby powder in the pocket of his civil rights suit Steve Harvey suit Choppa Suit during the ENTIRE show.  When the moment was right, he reached in there,  poured a generous amount of it in his hand, took his arm back to last Wednesday, and SLAPPED THE ISH OUT OF MARIUCCI.

I actually don’t even feel bad for the coach.  He’s the only CCA person of non-color on the set, so he should know what he could be getting himself into, ESPECIALLY, with Deion and Michael Irvin on the set together.  They are “barely” fit to be on TV by themselves (be it NFL Network), let alone with each other.  Some say they are the epitome of “folk.”  The “Where’s My Powder” question doesn’t even need to be asked…because it’s on Mariucci’s face.  Tahst.

-Hotdogs Anderson

I’ll Take Ignant Ass &igg$s for $1,000, Alex

Posted: September 13, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Generic Banter
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Can someone please explain to me how Waka Flocka is famous? He has no rap skills. He had one song with a tight beat that Weezy F murked on “No Ceilings”.

So I came across a video of this fool on 106 & Park the other day. Take a look:

oh man

Parents need to be about that child raising. You can’t major in Geometry, Flocka.

“Education big”. WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

“Um voting cool. Voting good.”

My girl Rocsi is straight laughing at him.

Sometimes you just feel like you are getting twurked throughout the day.  It could be your boss, a friend, an enemy, passion.  Whoever it is, sometimes you just gotta unleash some fury.

The chest kick is such a vicious form of accostment.  I know we at ATI have been partial to the powder slap, but a debate has surfaced lately in our high council that has brought some interesting information to the table. This banter was initiated thanks to the athletic ignance that Nigel De Jong gave us in the world cup. See Below:

An important question came out of the tear evoking, nonsensical banter. Is a kick to the chest the most disrespectful way to accost someone??  I don’t know, but damn I would hate to get just kicked in the chest.  NOBODY would enjoy that. Even in a martial arts competition, where kicks to the chest are the norm, the recipient still has to get up(maybe) wondering how the hell that could happen to him.  It would be a win for you to just get up and not writhe in the ground suffering in your pain and recent demotion to B***h status.

OHHHH HOO....OOOOHHH

If you catch a good one in the chest these feelings of pain and inadequacy can be coupled with humiliation after people hear the pitiful and desperate sounds you make while trying to find any air in your lungs. Kinda sounds like a middle aged lady falling on her chest from 6 feet in the air. Please skip to :15 for an example of this sound.

Now getting to the actual debate itself between the chest kick and open hand slap(this is all man v man combat, if you are getting accosted by a female period you need to excuse yourself from reading this post)…I’ll give you some insights the fellas were able to come up with.

Getting kicked/punched in the chest is on par with getting open hand slapped in the face. The sudden lost of breath is demoralizing.

Idk dude, open hand slap is sooo direspectful (especially man to man), while punch in the chest is more like “soning” someone

I think an open had slap is more decadent. Getting kicked in the chest is a sign of disrespect for the fact that you would even try that move. Unless you are in the profession of the martial arts you shouldn’t be kicking someone in the chest.

Making contact would require ninja like quickness coupled with very slow reflexes by the person getting kicked. I mean how slow do you have to be to not react to a another man coiling up his leg and kicking you square in the chest?

Other considered forms of accostment included spitting in the face, headlocking, or the leg sweep/trip. Going back to the quote about the reaction time and the coiling of the leg is something that can’t be overlooked. You’ve got to be some kind of unresponsive, unathletic fool to just straight up wait there while your foe arches his chest backwards, hinges his leg back via the knee joint, and then proceeds to strike your sternum with their size whatever. Getting kicked in the shoulder or the hip is so much easier to come back from. LG…you just can’t let those types of things happen. I mean, that’s why whenever you created players in video games you needed to have a 93+ awareness level.

At the same time, you can’t be getting slapped in the face either. While slapping may warrant immediate retaliation, the shock of getting slapped by another man may simply lead you to step up to him and ponder why you are inferior…without even getting physical back at him(NHND). Just ask Eddie House.

Damn…aw well, the debate continues. Leave a response or hit us up on twitter @allthingsignant and weigh on the the debate.

-Grits and Gravy

The following quote from the Reverend Jesse Jackson regarding Cavs owner Dan Gilbert’s open letter about Lebron’s departure from Cleveland leads me to believe that he wakes up each morning and washes his bacon and eggs down with a tall glass of ice cold ig’nance.

“His[Dan Gilbert’s] feelings of betrayal personify a slave master mentality… (Gilbert) sees LeBron as a runaway slave.”…Yea Alex, I’ll take absurd comparisons for 5 thousand please.  Wasn’t this the same dude who said he wanted to cut Obama’s nuts off??  LG Rev…can’t be letting these things happen on a regular basis.  Your credibility is about as high as my drawls right now due to Monday morning Passion.  Cut his nuts off? Damn..

You sir, deserve a powder slap from the black hand side.

-Grits