Posts Tagged ‘turrible’

From the CCA who brought you Double Dream Hands

comes the new Double Dream Feet:

What in the world made this guy think this dance up?  It’s hilarious yet turrible at the same time.

Charles Barkley does not approve and neither does ATI:

-Hotdogs Anderson

Man cuff these bish a$$ uggins, How y’all doin?

I’m Lil’ Tunchi, I’m a nuisance, I go stupid, I go dumb like the 3 Stooges

That song goes hard (even Sisquo Jr. Chris Brown).  But this dude right here does not go hard (NH):

He is definitely on something or is dumber than the 3 Stooges.  I wonder what he’s really listening to on his throwback Walkman?

What does Breezythink about this version of the video?

-Hotdogs Anderson

The “Shakin My Head” Chronicles

Posted: November 14, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Generic Banter
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Happy guffawing courtesy of bossip.com

Because all of us here at ATI have other jobs (a.k.a. Passion), we sometimes struggle to stay up to date/on top of things.  While we’ve definitely mentioned it a few times in other posts, we haven’t dedicate a full post to the the topic of Brett Favre’s sexting habits.

 

The perfect cellphone case for all you pervs out there

 

Well we still aren’t going to (taste it).  We will, however, let the Taiwanese news media keep you “abreast” of the situation:

HA!  They put him in the Doghouse with Tiger.

That’s probably the one thing that they got wrong.  They shouldn’t put them on the same level.  Brett lacked Swag and Game.  He doesn’t even have that Conviction Creepy Swag.  He just pulled the “naked man” from How I Met Your Mother via text.

Except that ish didn’t work!!! Tiger made ish happen; bad ish since he was married, but he made it happen.  Tiger’s batting percentage had to be like .920; Brett, if he was doing that kind of stuff his entire career, is probably batting .096.  That be a good ERA but parlaying the smash isn’t pitching.  You gotta bring out the lumber, bunt yourself on base, steal second, reach third on an error, and be safe at home on a sac fly and crush the long ball.  So let me reiterate what Grits said in his ACOTW-Jenn Sterger post yesterday:

The first and most important statement is not only to Brett Favre, but to all self respecting men out there: Don’t take pictures of your D piece, and if for some reason you do, Don’t send these pictures to ANYONE. Seriously, how are you gonna just be chilling there, with nothing on but a pair of crocs, and snap a picture of your flacid self?? THATS NOT OKAY! I’ll give points for supa ig’nance, but let’s go…you can look at it whenever you want, it’s hanging right there between your legs. And barring an extremely unfortunate act of God and/or science, it’s going to be there for a while. It’s not like your dick looks better on any given day…”Oh my sh*t is looking good today, lemme snap a quick pic and post it to my mobile uploads…” You sir, are an idiot.

-Hotdogs Anderson

In the words of Logic, “I was finna” drop a new music post today… until I saw this:

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!

That was just pure trash.  Let’s get a quick review:

  • Big a$$ heffa? – Check
  • Horrible rap name? – Check
  • Egregious stunna shades? – Check
  • Unnecessary grill? – Check
  • Ridiculous chest tatt? – Check
  • Too many Ed Hardy summer dresses? – Check
  • Random Black cosigner? – Check
  • Weird hair do involving ROYGBIV colored streaks? – Check
  • Ol’ girl’s kids making a cameo in the song? – Check
  • L.A. Gear light-up heels? – Check
  • TURRIBLE, TURRIBLE, TURRIBLE lyrics? – Double Check

This is just straight up whack.  There’s nothing else you can say about it.  Hi Dolla Honey needs to go back to her day job as that ghetto a$$ secretary at Mo Money Taxes:

-Hotdogs Anderson

P.S. Make sure you play close attention to when she has her grill out.  HER TEETH ARE SO BUSTED!!!  She needs to keep that grill in at all times.

I’ll Take Ignant Ass &igg$s for $1,000, Alex

Posted: September 13, 2010 by Cleotus Jenkins aka the Slow Stroka in Generic Banter
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Can someone please explain to me how Waka Flocka is famous? He has no rap skills. He had one song with a tight beat that Weezy F murked on “No Ceilings”.

So I came across a video of this fool on 106 & Park the other day. Take a look:

oh man

Parents need to be about that child raising. You can’t major in Geometry, Flocka.

“Education big”. WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

“Um voting cool. Voting good.”

My girl Rocsi is straight laughing at him.

Sometimes you just feel like you are getting twurked throughout the day.  It could be your boss, a friend, an enemy, passion.  Whoever it is, sometimes you just gotta unleash some fury.

The chest kick is such a vicious form of accostment.  I know we at ATI have been partial to the powder slap, but a debate has surfaced lately in our high council that has brought some interesting information to the table. This banter was initiated thanks to the athletic ignance that Nigel De Jong gave us in the world cup. See Below:

An important question came out of the tear evoking, nonsensical banter. Is a kick to the chest the most disrespectful way to accost someone??  I don’t know, but damn I would hate to get just kicked in the chest.  NOBODY would enjoy that. Even in a martial arts competition, where kicks to the chest are the norm, the recipient still has to get up(maybe) wondering how the hell that could happen to him.  It would be a win for you to just get up and not writhe in the ground suffering in your pain and recent demotion to B***h status.

OHHHH HOO....OOOOHHH

If you catch a good one in the chest these feelings of pain and inadequacy can be coupled with humiliation after people hear the pitiful and desperate sounds you make while trying to find any air in your lungs. Kinda sounds like a middle aged lady falling on her chest from 6 feet in the air. Please skip to :15 for an example of this sound.

Now getting to the actual debate itself between the chest kick and open hand slap(this is all man v man combat, if you are getting accosted by a female period you need to excuse yourself from reading this post)…I’ll give you some insights the fellas were able to come up with.

Getting kicked/punched in the chest is on par with getting open hand slapped in the face. The sudden lost of breath is demoralizing.

Idk dude, open hand slap is sooo direspectful (especially man to man), while punch in the chest is more like “soning” someone

I think an open had slap is more decadent. Getting kicked in the chest is a sign of disrespect for the fact that you would even try that move. Unless you are in the profession of the martial arts you shouldn’t be kicking someone in the chest.

Making contact would require ninja like quickness coupled with very slow reflexes by the person getting kicked. I mean how slow do you have to be to not react to a another man coiling up his leg and kicking you square in the chest?

Other considered forms of accostment included spitting in the face, headlocking, or the leg sweep/trip. Going back to the quote about the reaction time and the coiling of the leg is something that can’t be overlooked. You’ve got to be some kind of unresponsive, unathletic fool to just straight up wait there while your foe arches his chest backwards, hinges his leg back via the knee joint, and then proceeds to strike your sternum with their size whatever. Getting kicked in the shoulder or the hip is so much easier to come back from. LG…you just can’t let those types of things happen. I mean, that’s why whenever you created players in video games you needed to have a 93+ awareness level.

At the same time, you can’t be getting slapped in the face either. While slapping may warrant immediate retaliation, the shock of getting slapped by another man may simply lead you to step up to him and ponder why you are inferior…without even getting physical back at him(NHND). Just ask Eddie House.

Damn…aw well, the debate continues. Leave a response or hit us up on twitter @allthingsignant and weigh on the the debate.

-Grits and Gravy